???The Ascension Rescheduled???*

This breaking news:

After an exhaustive series of meetings with the powers to be, two prominent spokesmen For The High Colonic have announced that the ascension-embodied enlightenment experiment is being postponed temporarily until a new location is secured.

You Gotta Laugh

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Laughter is one of the best ways to move energy and recalibrate our cells.  You won’t hear that statement so much from our beloved non-physical friends, our guides, archangels, ascended masters who still reside on the other side, because…well…frankly, as much as I honor them,  respect them and love them eternally, they can’t tell a joke worth a damn, am I right?