Message From Tef-Lon

Greetings. I am Tef-Lon, of Non-Stick Surface.  I reside in the Quantum space within the outer corridors of the 999 billionth dimension.  I am responsible for shifting the cookware grids in 1987.  It is why many of you back then switched from cast iron to T-fal.  You’re welcome! I come to you in this now to bring you good news.

To better serve you, the Planet Earth has been selected by ALL THAT IS to fill out a short survey.  Any human who chooses to participate will be entered in a sweepstakes contest to win a free pass to Instant Realization.  No purchase necessary. Restrictions apply.  Non-transferable.  Must be old enough to remember MySpace.  Not eligible in Alabama.

Please answer the following questions as accurately as possible.

1. While visiting Planet Earth, were you greeted in a friendly manner?

◦Yes

◦No

◦Occasionally

◦Often

◦Once in a blue moon

2. Would you rate the atmosphere of Planet Earth to be

◦Very bad

◦Bad

◦Average

◦Very good

◦Excellent

◦Great atmosphere but the service was lousy

◦Terrible atmosphere but good service

3. Has your spiritual journey been

◦Wonderful

◦Good

◦Average

◦Mediocre

◦Uninspired

◦Bad

◦Really bad

◦All of the above

4. Do you even know what a spiritual journey is?

◦Yes

◦No

◦Undecided

◦Don’t care

◦Does not apply

5. After residing on the planet do you consider yourself

◦Highly conscious

◦Semi-conscious

◦Unconscious

◦Comatose

6. Would you recommend Planet Earth to souls who are considering it for the first time?

◦Absolutely

◦Probably

◦Not on your life

7. Would you come back to Planet Earth?

◦Absolutely

◦Probably

◦Not on my life

Bonus question

Which of the following best describes your own realization?

• I am not yet realized
• I am realized, I just don’t realize it yet
• I am realized, and I realize it, but I have placed it in the linear future, so in my now, I am not realized
• I am not realized, but I actually am realized, but I’m pretending I’m not because I’m grooving on the experience of ‘getting there’
• All of the above
• none of the above
• It doesn’t matter
• I need a drink

Thank you for participating. Click here 👕 to continue shopping.

Click here 👡 to return to Kansas, Dorothy.

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